tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135711652011-12-14T22:24:08.659-05:00mr. red and mr. blue: a webcomic by Jonn Wood.Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.comBlogger511100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-72066690339847256362007-07-09T10:49:00.000-04:002007-07-09T10:52:12.611-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RpJLI1ltE2I/AAAAAAAAAEM/A2_276wG8iU/s1600-h/051_employeeOfTheMonth.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RpJLI1ltE2I/AAAAAAAAAEM/A2_276wG8iU/s320/051_employeeOfTheMonth.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085209544450970466" /></a><br /><br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: iphone dane cook employee of the month gaming flight simulator the open door<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/050-wisdom.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="#" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-7206669033984725636?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-44886979485463364642007-06-22T15:12:00.000-04:002007-07-09T10:52:41.994-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RnwfwVs0gpI/AAAAAAAAAD4/WN6iCahp9Ug/s1600-h/050_thenYouDie.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RnwfwVs0gpI/AAAAAAAAAD4/WN6iCahp9Ug/s320/050_thenYouDie.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078969395086394002" border="0" /></a><br />Some fiftieth, eh?<br /><br />I'm working on something.<br /><div style="display: none;">Keywords: wisdom, myspace, work, school, life<br /></div><!-- --><div class="sig"><br />//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/049-nobodys-invited.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/07/051-dane-cook.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-4488697948546336464?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-56295104964769949462007-06-08T21:43:00.000-04:002007-06-22T15:17:33.744-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RmoGkFs0gnI/AAAAAAAAADo/twm3y8sXCcs/s1600-h/mrRB_zenParty.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RmoGkFs0gnI/AAAAAAAAADo/twm3y8sXCcs/s320/mrRB_zenParty.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073875147261510258" border="0" /></a><br />This is exactly what it doesn't look like.<div style="display: none;">Keywords: zen party<br /></div><!-- --><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/048-cooking.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/050-wisdom.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-5629510496476994946?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-47418568769619333892007-06-01T22:24:00.000-04:002007-06-08T21:51:23.330-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RmDV3RZsgjI/AAAAAAAAADI/FFNLnlPeKDc/s1600-h/mrRB_048_cooking.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RmDV3RZsgjI/AAAAAAAAADI/FFNLnlPeKDc/s320/mrRB_048_cooking.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071288325959877170" /></a><br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: tentacles, cooking, incompetence, lovecraft, east india trading company<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/05/047-1-friend-request.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/049-nobodys-invited.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-4741856876961933389?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-92213649461005349842007-05-10T11:18:00.000-04:002007-06-01T22:30:29.046-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RkM_MbQ-tCI/AAAAAAAAADA/dKkBQjU_6Tc/s1600-h/mrRB_facebook.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RkM_MbQ-tCI/AAAAAAAAADA/dKkBQjU_6Tc/s320/mrRB_facebook.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5062959888804525090" /></a><br />I think a large binder would work better, actually.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: facebook, friend request, webcomic, funny look, buh, wtf, internets<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/04/046-ytr.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/06/048-cooking.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-9221364946100534984?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-67089818337611188042007-04-23T19:45:00.000-04:002007-05-10T11:51:02.362-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/Ri1Fu12bzLI/AAAAAAAAACw/v2LNy0Zksxg/s1600-h/046_YouTube.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/Ri1Fu12bzLI/AAAAAAAAACw/v2LNy0Zksxg/s320/046_YouTube.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5056774627638627506" /></a><br />I just don't care anymore.<div style="display:none">Keywords: youtube, hotel California<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/03/045-compensation.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/05/047-1-friend-request.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-6708981833761118804?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-10801929184959465822007-03-21T16:39:00.000-04:002007-03-21T16:43:40.127-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RgGYpl88zvI/AAAAAAAAACQ/b9ZQKkASDFY/s1600-h/045_pcgamer.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RgGYpl88zvI/AAAAAAAAACQ/b9ZQKkASDFY/s320/045_pcgamer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5044480897961479922" /></a>It's a pyramid scheme, I tell yas. Or maybe more of an obelisk.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: pc gamer, phallic imagery, compensation, penis, video games, geek culture, pop culture<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/03/044-sammiches.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="#" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-1080192918495946582?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-74153737566562688822007-03-07T20:51:00.000-05:002007-03-21T16:46:28.975-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/Re9s7typWEI/AAAAAAAAACI/jp6ipMQwqdw/s1600-h/mrRB_sammiches.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/Re9s7typWEI/AAAAAAAAACI/jp6ipMQwqdw/s200/mrRB_sammiches.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039366281210976322" /></a><br />Warning: Comic is over 100K.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: sammiches, sandwich, turd, poop, poo, crap, monkeys, Youtube, lonelygirl15, naruto shippuden, lazy sunday, bus uncle, ok go, here it goes again, the matrix, Linkin park, AMVs<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/02/glj-insensitive.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/03/045-compensation.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-7415373756656268882?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-35754399112359415392007-02-18T21:36:00.000-05:002007-03-07T20:57:13.825-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RdkPD8MrxsI/AAAAAAAAABw/72fmHz4oe64/s1600-h/GLJ_001.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RdkPD8MrxsI/AAAAAAAAABw/72fmHz4oe64/s320/GLJ_001.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033070618936592066" /></a><br />House M.D.? Never heard of it.<div style="display:none">Keywords: house md, house m.d, house/wilson<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/01/042-paris-in-hd.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/03/044-sammiches.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-3575439911235941539?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-4527775812310710312007-01-15T17:25:00.000-05:002007-02-18T21:45:29.491-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RawDDqKyD0I/AAAAAAAAABM/AGtMPeDwtm4/s1600-h/mrRB_paris_HD.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RawDDqKyD0I/AAAAAAAAABM/AGtMPeDwtm4/s320/mrRB_paris_HD.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020391046005264194" /></a><br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: paris hilton, HDTV, H.D., rimshot<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/01/041-puns.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/02/glj-insensitive.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-452777581231071031?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-42758495310365779302007-01-05T23:18:00.000-05:002007-02-18T21:42:24.242-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RZ8jvTwdxNI/AAAAAAAAABA/xHqNfVReAfM/s1600-h/041_omalleys.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RZ8jvTwdxNI/AAAAAAAAABA/xHqNfVReAfM/s320/041_omalleys.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016767805578396882" /></a><br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: puns, bar and grill<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/12/040-christmas-day-in-morning.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/01/042-paris-in-hd.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-4275849531036577930?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-55252703045416443692006-12-25T21:22:00.000-05:002007-01-05T23:22:27.556-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RZCOhQcJqqI/AAAAAAAAAAY/DH0ySkYqw2c/s1600-h/040_christmas06.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RZCOhQcJqqI/AAAAAAAAAAY/DH0ySkYqw2c/s320/040_christmas06.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5012663087263230626" /></a><br />Feliz Navidad.<div style="display:none">Keywords:Christmas <br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/12/039-desu.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2007/01/041-puns.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-5525270304541644369?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-78420700011753198602006-12-18T18:17:00.000-05:002006-12-18T18:21:01.494-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RYciUwcJqpI/AAAAAAAAAAM/mEgSFpS1eow/s1600-h/039_desu.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVoznDQhv2g/RYciUwcJqpI/AAAAAAAAAAM/mEgSFpS1eow/s320/039_desu.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010010850468670098" /></a><br />Watch this space.<div style="display:none">Keywords: desu, 4chan, /b/, the Internets, Firefox<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/11/038-let-it-fall.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="#" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-7842070001175319860?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-16446505530679820382006-11-23T12:26:00.000-05:002006-12-18T18:21:30.511-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/5213/1656/1600/413494/038_pinata.png"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/5213/1656/400/791202/038_pinata.png" border="0" alt="" /></a>The slow descent.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords:pinata, put, hit it, kids, count your sheep, cameo, avatar: the last airbender, aang, clothing </div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/11/037-false-advertsing.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/12/039-desu.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-1644650553067982038?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-26123264227305550152006-11-12T16:56:00.000-05:002006-12-18T18:21:47.978-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/5213/1656/1600/037_klondike.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/5213/1656/400/037_klondike.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />What would you do?<div style="display:none">Keywords: food, ice cream, commercials, pop culture, klondike bar, stupid<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/11/036-return-of-paris.html" class="prev"><span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/11/038-let-it-fall.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-2612326422730555015?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1162824359875371332006-11-06T09:40:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:50.050-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/036_paris2.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/036_paris2.png" border="0" alt="" /></a>Old jokes never die.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: <br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="#" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/10/035-obligation.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-116282435987537133?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1161103703738584912006-10-17T12:44:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.985-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/035_execHam.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/035_execHam.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />What.<div style="display:none">Keywords: ham, deli, food, executive, carol, sunset, office, tie, corporate, business</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/034-commentary.html" class="prev"></span>previous</span></a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/11/036-return-of-paris.html" class="next"><span>next</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-116110370373858491?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1159671757439780642006-09-30T22:54:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.927-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/034_nobodyReadsThisComicAny.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/034_nobodyReadsThisComicAny.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Swing and a *$@#ing miss.<div style="display:none">Keywords: political commentary, middle east, iraq, bush, george bush. george w. bush, metatext, commentary, male, female, man, woman, oil, crude oil, energy crisis, blogs, weblogs, missing the point, religion, islam, muslim, pong, wii, high fidelity, nbc, cbs, media, sports, football, voting, pong</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/033-your-mom-not-included.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/10/035-obligation.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115967175743978064?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1158634886364142092006-09-18T22:45:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.869-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/033_YourMomNotIncluded.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/033_YourMomNotIncluded.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Further thoughts <a href="http://ocpundit.blogspot.com/2006/09/will-yall-ignorant-fanboys-please-shut.html">here</a>.<div style="display:none">Keywords: nintendo wii, wii, joystiq, wank, drama, toast, fanboys, hype, entitlement complex</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/032-srsly.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/034-commentary.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115863488636414209?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1158326365523927642006-09-15T09:07:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.805-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/032_srsly.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/032_srsly.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://mcity.livejournal.com/profile">This is where I get the last panel from</a>.<div style="display:none">Keywords: lonelygirl15, lonelygirl, youtube, Internets, internet drama, cnn, news, ARG, OMG ONOZ</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/031-on-mythbusters.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/033-your-mom-not-included.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115832636552392764?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1157510349455553622006-09-05T22:24:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.722-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/031_mrST3K-MythBusters.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/031_mrST3K-MythBusters.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Seriously, I love that show.<div style="display:none">Keywords: mythbustes, explosions, science, discovery, discovery channel, FTW, spork, MST3K, adam savage, jamie hyneman, kari byron, boobs, camera angle</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/030-screw-you-michael-bay.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/032-srsly.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115751034945555362?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1157252384595191442006-09-02T22:47:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.646-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/030_ScrewYouMichaelBay.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/030_ScrewYouMichaelBay.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I wanna give a shout out to my homeboy <em>Willis</em>!<br /><br />Seriously, I came up with this almost entirely as an excuse to use that font.<div style="display:none">Keywords: transformers, dave willis, soundwave, superior, electronics, record store, work, glasses, ghetto blaster, robots in disguise, transformers movie, michael bay, shortpacked!</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/029-more-snakes-on-plane.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/031-on-mythbusters.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115725238459519144?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1156468188778816172006-08-24T21:03:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.558-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/029_moreSnakesOnAPlane.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/029_moreSnakesOnAPlane.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Heh. The YouTube logo is beneath the fansubtitle. It should be above.<div style="display:none">Keywords: Snakes on a plane, pirates of the carribean, potc, johnny depp, captain jack sparrow, snakes, fruit, anime, youtube, pop culture</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/028-snakes-on-plane.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/09/030-screw-you-michael-bay.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115646818877881617?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1155756636243704362006-08-16T15:24:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.498-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/028_snakesOnAPlane.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/028_snakesOnAPlane.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />For too long have we snakes been depicted in the media as vicious killers. Now there is a film coming that glorifies such snakesecution.<br /><br />I speak, of course, of <em>Snakes on a Plane</em>.<br /><br />This "summer blockbuster", this <em>hate flick</em> is being touted as a joke, a deliberately camp B-movie popularized by the Internets. I assure you, dear reader, that Snakes on a Plane is Serious Business.<br /><br />There are already reports of anti-Snake violence, of snakes being harassed as Arabic people were after 9/11, or the Nazis persecuted the Jews. These "Snake Nazis" are profiteering off of our suffering, some <a href="http://www.topatco.com">going so far as to make t-shirts</a>. They mus be found, and stopped.<br /><br />Mr. Wood has graciously allowed us the use of his webspace to enable these words to stand alongside his commission for us. We beleive this budding cartoonist has a bright future ahead of him. Also, he was the only one who was willing to accept pay in flash drives.<br /><br />Again, I urge you to take some time out of your busy schedule to stop, sit, and consider the plight of the snake in today's world. The system is against us, but with your help, we would like to turn this trend around.<br /><br />Won't somebody think of the snakes?<br /><br /><div style="display: none">Keywords: Snakes on a Plane, snakes, serious business, wigu, overcompensating, jeffrey rowlands</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">M.F. Snake</div><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/027-that-loved.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/029-more-snakes-on-plane.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115575663624370436?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1155182611564772932006-08-09T23:30:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.445-05:00This actually happened. Except, ironically, it was <span style="font-style:italic;">after</span> I had written the comic. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/027_gta.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/027_gta.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: Retail, video games, grand theft auto, webcomics, webcomic, gta, gta:san andreas</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="sig">M.F. Snake</div><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/026-closing-expletive-door.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/028-snakes-on-plane.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115518261156477293?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1154396881846023942006-07-31T21:43:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.377-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/026_noTitle.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/026_noTitle.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Next week's comic will be longer, I promise.<div style="display:none">Keywords: spartacus, parties, boring</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/025-peekaboo.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="hhttp://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/08/027-that-loved.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115439688184602394?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1153708093251356402006-07-23T22:18:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.298-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/025_peekaboo.0.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/025_peekaboo.0.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I hate the arm in panel 2.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: peekaboo, taze, medic, silent comic, smoke, archway, internet, touching, issues, ouchie, ouch, ow<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/024-golden-gaffe.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/026-closing-expletive-door.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115370809325135640?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1153180847435174952006-07-18T07:06:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.218-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/024_depthSnark.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/024_depthSnark.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I'd like some curly fries, please.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Soulbonding, golden calf, pie, Internet, LOL internet, Orgy of Stupid, free speech, true fan, true fen, true fans, Sesshy, nazi, omg oppression, don't like it, don't look, astral plane,LJ<br /></div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="hhttp://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/023-planning-failure.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/025-peekaboo.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115318084743517495?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1152674537116828902006-07-11T20:14:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.130-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/023_candyFromBaby.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/023_candyFromBaby.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I have been led astray.<br /><br />I have let the bright lights of Photoshop cloud my pursuit, my mission. I have let the jouney become more important than the destination.<br /><br />I have wandered from the path of humour, and been lost.<br /><br />In simplicity lies strength. In retrospect, victory.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: Nazi, Seig Heil, evangelism, baby, cliches, candy from a baby</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Sieg Heil</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/022-message-recieved.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/024-golden-gaffe.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115267453711682890?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1152206707031916042006-07-06T13:17:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:49.052-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/022_messageRecieved.png"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/022_messageRecieved.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Persons attempting to find a motive in this comic will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: Mark Twain, feminism, drama, sexy, fashion, baby tee, mall, information</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/021-all-that-good-stuff.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/023-planning-failure.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115220670703191604?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1151891985883246202006-07-02T02:55:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.968-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/021_allThatGoodStuff.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/021_allThatGoodStuff.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I hate this comic.<br /><br />Warning, 91K.<br /><div style="display:none">Keywords: Superman returns, superman, beat, cell phones, dicks, movies, talking, theatres, rudeness</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/022-message-recieved.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/020-rings-of-khan.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115189198588324620?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1151185350374251522006-06-24T17:36:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.911-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/020_ringsOfKhan.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/020_ringsOfKhan.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I'm not proud of this, but at least it's done. The inconsistent art absolutely kills the joke.<div style="display:none">Keywords: star trek, captain kirk, james kirk, khan, parody, doughnuts, bakery</div><!--<br />--><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/019-shinobi.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/07/021-all-that-good-stuff.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115118535037425152?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1150341937884420662006-06-14T23:22:00.000-04:002006-11-12T16:59:36.044-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/019_shinoBi.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/019_shinoBi.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />They actually say that in the dub. Really.<br /><span style="display: none">Keywords: naruto, webcomic, sporking, mystery science theatre 3000, mst3k, humour, dubs, cartoon network, naruto</span><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/018-doa.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/020-rings-of-khan.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-115034193788442066?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1149779680600028042006-06-08T10:55:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.789-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/018_doa.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/018_doa.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />What happens when Seven of Nine meets a sign?<br /><br />Daleks are technically mechs, and Robocop is a cyborg. Neither are actual robots.<br /><span style="display:none">Keywords: bad wolf, doctor who, dalek, kid, bookstore, FLCL</span><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/017-security-issues.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/019-shinobi.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114977968060002804?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1149180829225922742006-06-01T12:46:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.723-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/017_crisis.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/017_crisis.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Have you noticed how every situation Jack is in seems to...escalate?<br /><br />Almost 90K.<br /><span style="display:none;">Keywords: Jack Bauer, 24, webcomic, Kiefer Sutherland, hamburgers, fast food, bump, rudeness</span><br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/05/16b-directives.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/018-doa.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114918082922592274?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1148477770747283232006-05-24T09:30:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.664-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/016b_splitRed.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/016b_splitRed.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Part two.<br />Part one <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/05/16a-directives.html">here.</a><br /><br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/05/16a-directives.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/06/017-security-issues.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114847777074728323?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1147914994984223392006-05-17T20:56:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.608-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/016a_splitBlue.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/016a_splitBlue.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />We're trying something new, my pretties. This is a two part strip, showing how our protagonists react to what's basically the same situation. The second part will be up next week. It is totally not a cop-out because I planned to do a dual strip and got tired after this one. Really.<br /><br />I didn't intend to give the two guys actual characterization. They were basically supposed to be red and blue mannequins, able to fit neatly into any situation. The latter, depicted in the comic, somehow became the 'simple' one. Not to say he's stupid; he just sees things in a more condensed way. This does give him exceptional ability to cut through BS, though subtlties sometimes elude him. His counterpart, the bitter individual featured in previous strips, is an analyst. He's driven by an need to catagorize, to organize. He also has trouble directly stating things, and thus, often resorts to sarcasm.<br /><br />Crap, I just used up my punditry for next week.<br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><br /><div class="nav"><a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/05/015-demons-eye.html" class="prev">previous</a> <a href="http://jw63.blogspot.com/2006/05/16b-directives.html" class="next">next</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114791499498422339?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1146969047248529042006-05-08T17:26:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.544-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/015_beat.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/015_beat.png" border="0" alt="" /></a>Managed to get this done in a mere day.<br />Funny story; I got the first four panels done before I realized that the colors of our heros were wrong. Switched, finished the comic, uploaded.<br /><br />About 60K, and mildly NSFW for violence.<br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114696904724852904?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1146875736114100952006-05-05T20:33:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.488-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_014_ImaCharacter.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_014_ImaCharacter.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Yes, obscure, I know.<br /><br />I should have an actual funny comic up next week. Earlier than usual, since I'm going to my Brother's graduation for the latter half thereof.<br /><br />About 60-odd K.<br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114687573611410095?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1146016979069876532006-04-25T21:52:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.437-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_013_LittleBunnyFooFoo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_013_LittleBunnyFooFoo.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Despite my best efforts, these comics are increasing in complexity.<br /><br />I should do something about that.<br /><br />The title is a callback to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQARwo6axNc&search=wonder%20showzen">this NSFW Wonder Showzen clip</a>. Try to imagine the same voice at the ending over the last panel of this.<br /><br />Warning, 132K.<br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114601697906987653?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1145559640602319622006-04-20T14:58:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.383-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_012_enterNinja.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_012_enterNinja.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Inspired by what my mother says during commercials.<br />Warning, almost 100K.<br /><br />Speak with your wallets, not with your lawyers.<br /><div class="sig">//Jonn</div><span style="display: none;"><br />Keywords: ninja, politics, smokebomb, McDonald's, fast food, Subway, victimization, store, Bad Wolf<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114555964060231962?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1144472318832371542006-04-08T00:52:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.265-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_011_regardless.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_011_regardless.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>This would explain a lot.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">2001?</span> Drugs.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">The Super Mario franchise?</span> Drugs.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">The internet? </span>Drugs.<br /><span style="display: none">kingdom hearts acid trip dreams fandom video games videogames.</span><br /><span class="sig">/Jonn</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114447231883237154?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1144082170532189672006-04-03T12:32:00.000-04:002006-11-07T23:54:48.212-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/guestcomic_shinga_april1st_2006.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/guestcomic_shinga_april1st_2006.jpg" border="0" alt="shinga 'head trip' 'guest comic' bat remote" /></a><br />This was originally going to be an April Fools trade, but there were delays. Comic by the awesome Amanda Bussell, of <a href="http://headtripcomics.livejournal.com/">Head Trip</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114408217053218967?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1143310445618901692006-03-26T18:16:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:48.104-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_9_dA_reality.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_9_dA_reality.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Aaand that's it for March.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114331044561890169?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1142131092095777072006-03-11T20:53:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:48.048-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_7_cept_megatokyo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_7_cept_megatokyo.jpg" border="0" alt="'fourth wall' 'breaking the fourth wall' 'director' 'screen bloom' 'title card' intertitle" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_8_zomgViolence.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;clear:both" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_8_zomgViolence.jpg" border="0" alt="comic" /></a><br />I need a backlog. I have exams coming up soon, and these are until the final week of the month.<br /><br />I really like the timing on the second one. I spent fifteen minutes looking for blood spatter brushes before I gave up and used the Brush tool. The n00b's text isn't supposed to be anti-aliased; that was Blogger's format conversion. It seems to change only some of the images, though. Does anyone know why this is?<br /><br />Yay working ahead!<br /><div style="display: none">violence troll idiot beating bat baseball bat internet</div><br /><div class="sig">/Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114213109209577707?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1141679706491220402006-03-06T16:12:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.990-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_6_daBomb.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_6_daBomb.jpg" border="0" alt="oscars bomb metaphor 'pod bay doors' 'Jon Stewart' 'oscar host'" /></a><br />Captain! I cannae keep her up!<br /><div class="sig">/Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114167970649122040?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1141187791327095772006-02-28T23:33:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.937-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_5_wordless.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_5_wordless.jpg" alt="conan 'conan o'brien' 'late night with conan o'brien' sizzle hot" border="0" /></a>Too lazy for this post, too lazy at most.<br /><div class="sig">\Jonn Wood</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114118779132709577?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1140746794394355122006-02-23T21:03:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.881-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_4_betsy.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/200/redblue_4_betsy.jpg" border="0" alt="games videogames innuendo ecko marcEcko gettingUp cat" /></a><br />Jonn arm go splodey now.<br /><br /><div class="sig">/Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114074679439435512?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1140308158811200612006-02-18T19:14:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.829-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_selfExplanatory.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_selfExplanatory.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Thus spake MacArthur.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-114030815881120061?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1139609335813923822006-02-10T17:04:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.773-05:00<div class="comicDiv" style="float: left"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></div><br /><br />And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.<br />[512x1024/JPEG/133K]<br /><br /><div class="tagline redblue">/mr. red and mr. blue</div><br /><div class="sig">\Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-113960933581392382?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13571165.post-1138908455585719732006-02-02T14:16:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:54:47.718-05:00<div class="comicDiv" style="float: left"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/1600/redblue_disney.jpg"><img style="margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2538/537/320/redblue_disney.jpg" border="0" alt="comic" /><BR>[512x1024/JPEG/77K]</a></div><br /><br />The day of opening is upon us.<br /><br /><div class="tagline redblue">/mr. red and mr. blue</div><br /><div class="sig">\Jonn</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13571165-113890845558571973?l=jw63.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jonn Woodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15456975490003654742noreply@blogger.com0